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[whiteofcrime]

[ Where did he get the red ink? NO-ONE KNOWS. Spoilers: it's something he made in the kitchen. ]

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[champions_legend]

What is 'Redrum?'

[whiteofcrime]

if you change the way it's read
you'll see why the page has bled

[champions_legend]

[He can't hear or see it, but once she figured out what it was, she may have choked a little, hand over her mouth.

Her handwriting's shaky now, as if she's been spooked. ]

That's not right. You shouldn't write such things.

[doctorsleep]

[oh god. oh god this is not happening and this is not okay. Dan took a little bit to reply because he dropped the damn book on the floor in shock when he first saw this and had to fight off feeling sick.

He then closed it for a while, paced a bit, and tried to figure out how to deal with this. He hadn't seen that word in years.

And sure enough, when he looked back, it was still there. It wasn't even a vision: it was real.]

no.

no.

[whiteofcrime]

come play with us, Danny
forever and ever and ever

[ He's not actually aware he's writing to Danny. He thinks he's found someone who recognises the reference. ]

[doctorsleep]

[SHAME HE DOESN'T GET THE MOVIE REFERENCE but he still has a really really bad feeling and also it just addressed him by his childhood name.

He struggles for a long time to decide if he should reply or not. But this has to mean something. Right? And he can't just ignore it. Even though he feels fucking chilled to be seeing these messages at all.]

That's definitely going to have to be a 'no.'

[There are a few heavily scratched out words below this. He's not sure what to say.]

[shuttersense]

You're completely tasteless and without tack.

[You're getting such looks Kaito when she figures it out. Just you wait.]

[whiteofcrime]

[ Sadly, the notebook is immune to your judging stare, Rei. ]

a sense of taste and sense of tack
both are things I sadly lack

[shuttersense]

Then get some tack for goodness sake
This show is not going to win you any cake

I fear your demise will come to no surprise
Since clearly you are not wise

Call this a joke
But you'll see I've not misspoke!

[canonized_demon]

Cute.

The elevator of blood gets off on the next floor.

[whiteofcrime]

Would that be the seventh or the fourth?

[ There is...a horrible joke here that doesn't translate to English. ]

[canonized_demon]

I think it was the fourth? Been a while since I saw it.

[Yeah. That joke went clean over her head. It's not even in the same Airspace.]

[grewuphuman]

[the handwriting is messy; clearly, it's a child's scrawl]

Now that's just plain not nice.

[whiteofcrime]

But it looks cool doesn't it? It's not actual blood by the way.

[grewuphuman]

Didn't think it was real. I just don't think we should be making so light of stuff, is all.

[sky_sharkling]

[After he's had a minor freakout and watched to find out it's actually nothing...]

Making jokes of death in a place where you could get killed at any moment. [All his flat looks, notebook-san has them] I thought these things might be useful here. Now I'm not so sure.

[whiteofcrime]

I wasn't making a joke about death. I guess you don't recognise the ref. :(
Anyway, days are safe to go out. It's the nights you need to worry about~

[sky_sharkling]

It's not something I know, no. [Frankly, he's not sure he wants to know either]

And I know about the nights. Learned that the hard way.

[unchainedfromacomet]

Not. Funny.

Stupid, actually, really...

[whiteofcrime]

You're no fun :(
I thought I did pretty well with the splatter.

[unchainedfromacomet]

What'll be "no fun" is when something with an equally twisted sense of humor sees this and assumes you want to play games. And then the notebooks fill up with the same sentence over and over and we get to see life imitate art.

The things in here don't play nicely with others. Be careful what doors you open when you're messing around.

[poetryforfish]

[very neat, deliberate tall/small caps]

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

[whiteofcrime]

SOMEONE FINALLY GETS IT ^o^

[ Well, someone other than the poor guy he's traumatised up above. Oops... ]

[devilpaladin]

How juvenile. Don't you have anything better to do?

[whiteofcrime]

If I had something better to do
Then I'd be doing it instead of talking to you.