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[serpente]

[ Another writer appears! This script is a neater form of chickenscratch, written slowly as if being etched into the page. ]

H E L P

M E

[ Someone, somewhere, is going to make a joke about 'ghost writing' soon. ]

Comments

[vipassi]

And yet you are somehow managing to write.

[Nope, not impressed.]

[serpente]

[ Point. There's a pause before he goes back to normal writing. ]

Let me have my fun.

[vipassi]

And how many are falling for this so far?

[He can see the other replies, you know...]

[serpente]

It could be one if you humour me.

[vipassi]

That wouldn't be falling for it.

That would be pretending to believe you. And I think "try to trick you into thinking I fell for it" would be a victory for me even if it is a pity trick.

[serpente]

Fine, fine. It seems horror by written word is harder to convey.

It would be a poor joke if you fell for such a transparent ploy anyway.

[vipassi]

It also raises the question of how you're writing in the first place if it's that horrible.

And while it may be a poor joke, I'm sure it could be leveraged to make an idiot out of you.

[serpente]

People are quick to disregard the idiot.

[ I.e. If people want to mock him on these pages then he is okay with this. ]